Richmond, VA

Richmond, VA is roughly synonymous with "hipster" and/or "douche". It is a city filled with people far too eager to accept the first liberal sentiment given them at any particular moment, hiding under the guise of feigned intelligence. If you don't own a track-bike DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT, enter the Richmond city limits. You may be shot....or stabbed with the broken bottle pieces of whatever the moment's popular shitty beer might be. Also, be warned that well-formed and educated opinions are frowned upon. Stick with the mold or suffer the consequences.